Wednesday, 31 July 2013

Tapakti Hai Nigahon

Tapakti Hai Nigahon Se Barasti Hai Adaaon Se;
Mohabbat Kaun Kehta Hai Ke Pehchaani Nahi Jati!

Andhere Ke Humsafar

Andhere Ke Humsafar Ko Koi Yaad Nahi Kartaa;
Subah Hote Hi Chiraagon Ko Bujha Dete Hain Sab Log!

Har Sapna Khushi Pane Se Pura Nahi Hota

Har Sapna Khushi Pane Se Pura Nahi Hota;
Koi Kisi Ke Bina Adhoora Nahi Hota;
Jo Chaand Roshan Karta Hai Raat Bhar Sab Ko;
Har Raat Woh Bhi To Poora Nahi Hota!

Kabhi Aansu Kabhi Khushi Dekhi

Kabhi Aansu Kabhi Khushi Dekhi;
Humne Akshar Majburi Or Bekasi Dekhi;
Unki Naarazgi Ko Hum Kya Samjhe;
Humne Khud Apni Taqdeer Ki Bebasi Dekhi!

Zindagi Apni Masti May Jiya Karo

Zindagi Apni Masti May Jiya Karo;
Ishq Bahut Bura Hai Na Kiya Karo;
Tum Apna Pura Dhyan Career Par Mod Do;
Ishq Aur Apni Girlfriend Ko, Mujh Par Chor Do!

Har Gam Par Hai Majamaa-E-Ushshaaq Muntazir

Har Gam Par Hai Majamaa-E-Ushshaaq Muntazir;
Maqtal Ki Raah Milti Hai Kuu-E-Habeeb Se;
Is Tarah Zindagi Ne Diyaa Hai Hamaara Saath;
Jaise Koi Nibhaa Rahaa Ho Kisi Raqeeb Se!

Bewafa

Bekhabar ho gaye hai kuch
log humse,
jo hamari zarurat ko
mehsoos nahi karte,
kabhi bahut baatein kiya
karte the hum se,
ab khairiyat tak maloom nahi
karte. . . .

Friday, 26 July 2013

If I could give you one thing in life

If I could give you one thing in life;
I would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes;
Only then would you realize;
How special you are to me.
Love you sweetheart!

I wanted to show you how much

I wanted to show you how much I love you.
I thought of writing you a poem;
Thought of singing you a love song;
Even thought of picking you the moon.
But all those attempts fail when I remember your love, beauty and caring heart!

I love you

If a raindrop would mean "I love you";
And you would ask me how much I love you;
I bet you that it would rain all day.
Love you sweetheart!

Never ask for a kiss, just take it;

Never ask for a kiss, just take it;
Never ask for a hug, just give it;
Never ask "do you love me?" Say, I love you;
Never say I can't live without you, say I live for you!

Miscellaneous

Har Shaam Guzarti Hoon Main Teri Gali Se;
Daaman Magar Taar Hota Hai Aankhon Ki Nami Se;
Jis-Jis Lamhe Mein Tu Na Raha Mere Rubaroo;
Nafrat Hai Mujhe Us Har Ek Ghari Se!

DarD Shayari

Duniya Hai Patthar Ke Jazbaat Nahi Samajhti;
Dil Mein Jo Chhupi Hai Woh Baat Nahi Samajhti;
Chaand Tanha Hai Taaro Ki Baraat Mein;
Dard Magar Chand Ke Zalim Raat Nahi Samajhti!

Thursday, 25 July 2013

Rishte

Aata Hai Kaun Kaun Tere Gham Ko Baantne;
Ghaalib Tu Apni Maut Ki Afwaah Udaa Ke Dekh!

Funny

Dost Ne Kahaa Imtihaan Mein ki Paanchve Swaaal Ka Jawaab Batao;
Main Bhi Muskuraa Kar Bas Itna Hi Keh Saka "Melody Khao Khud Jaan Jao!"

Yaadein

Yaad Aati Hai Jo Marhoom Tamannaaon Ki;
Bhool Jaata Hun Ke Mehroom-E-Tamanna Hun Main!

Armaan

Tere Ikhtiyar Main Kya Nahin, Mujhe Is Tarah Se Nawaaz De;
Yun Duaein Meri Qubul Ho, Ki Mere Lab Pe Koi Dua Na Ho!

Wednesday, 24 July 2013

Main aapse pyar ni karti..!

Thappad Marney par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:
“Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.”
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maare aur Boli:
“Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi karti”

Hum kahan jayenge?

Wife: Suno g doctor ne mujhe ek
mahine tk araam k liye beautiful
foreign country jane ko kaha hai.
.
to Hum kahan jayenge?
.
Husband: doosre doctor ka pass..

Husband came home from office

Husband came home from office,
he saw his Wife with his Friend in Bed.
.
He shoots his Friend.
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Wife says:
If you behave like this,
one day you will lose all of your FRIENDS.

Couple Had a Fight

Couple Had a Fight
Next Mrng Husband Offers a Glass of Milk to Wife
Wife: R u Sorry 4 Fighting Wid Me
Husband: No, today Is Nagpanchmi
LE NAGIN DOODH PE LE :D

Ek Nazar Bhi Dekhna Gawaara Nahi Usse;

Ek Nazar Bhi Dekhna Gawaara Nahi Usse;
Zara Bhi Ehsaas Hamaara Nahi Usse;
Wo Sahil Se Dekhte Rahe Dubna Hamaara;
Hum Bhi Khuddar The Pukara Nahi Usse!

Arz Kiya Hai:

Arz Kiya Hai:
Dena Hai Ye Dil Daan Mein;
Dena Hai Ye Dil Daan Mein;
Koi Hai Kya Mast Item Aapke Dhyaan Mein!

Saameit Ke Le Ja Apne

Saameit Ke Le Ja Apne Jhoote Vaade Aur Adhoore Kisse;
Agli Chahat Mein Tumhe Fir Inki Jaroorat Padegi!

Ya Rab! Dil-E-Muslim

Ya Rab! Dil-E-Muslim Ko Woh Zinda Tammanaa De;
Jo Qalb Ko Garma De, Jo Rooh Ko Tarpaa De!

Mausam Shabaab Ka, Nasha Sharaab Ka

Mausam Shabaab Ka, Nasha Sharaab Ka;
Parda Janab Ka, Or Rung Gulaab Ka;
In Sabse Haseen Sabse Lajwaab Dekho;
SMS Padne Waala, Mendak Taalaab Ka!

Gham-E-Dunia Mein

Gham-E-Dunia Mein Gham-E-Yaar Bhi Shaamil Kar Lo;
Nasha Badhta Hai Sharabein Jo Sharabon Mein Milen To!

Tu Wo Zaalim Hai Jo Dil Mein

Tu Wo Zaalim Hai Jo Dil Mein Rah Kar Bhi Mera Na Ban Saka;
Aur Dil Wo Kaafir Hai Jo Mujh Mein Rah Kar Bhi Tera Ho Gaya!

Sita Ji Ke Vanvaas Jane Mein Bahut Badi Seekh Hai

Sita Ji Ke Vanvaas Jane Mein Bahut Badi Seekh Hai;
Wah Wah!
Sita Ji Ke Vanvaas Jane Mein Bahut Badi Seekh Hai;
Ghar Me 3-3 Saas Ho To Jungle Hi Theek Hai!

Monday, 22 July 2013

Husband- Agar mujhe lottery lagi

Husband- Agar mujhe lottery lagi
toh tum kya
karogi...?
:
:
: Wife- Aadhe paise le kar
Hamesha keliye mayke
chali jaungi...
Main bhi khush aur aap bhi
khush..
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Husband- 20 Rs. ki lagi hai... ye le
10 aur nikal.. ;-) :-P :O

Muskuraane Ki Aadat

Muskuraane Ki Aadat Bhi Kitni Mehangi Padi Humein;
Chod Gaya Wo Ye Soch Kar Ki Hum Judai Me Bhi Khush Hain!

Hui Koi Khata Humse To

Hui Koi Khata Humse To Saja Dena;
Hum Yaad Rahe To Thik Varna Bhula Dena;
Bas Ek Ilteja Hai Tujhse Haseen Ki;
Break Off Se Pehle Apni Kisi Saheli Se Mila Dena!

Apne Qadmon Ke Nishan

Apne Qadmon Ke Nishan Mere Raste Se Hata De, Qaasid;
Kahin Ye Na Ho Ki Mein Chalte-Chalte Phir Tere Pass Aa Jaun!

Kaun Meri Chahat

Kaun Meri Chahat Ka Fasaana Samjhega Iss Daur Mein;
Yahan To Log Apni Zaroorat Ko Mohabbat Kehte Hain!

Shaam Suraj Ko Dhalna

Shaam Suraj Ko Dhalna Sikhati Hai;
Mohabbat Parwane Ko Jalna Sikhati Hai;
Girne Wale Ko Dard Toh Hota Hai;
Par Thokar Hi Insaan Ko Chalna Sikhati Hai!

Aisa Kya Likhoon Ke

Aisa Kya Likhoon Ke Tere Dil Ko Taskeen Pahunchay;
Kya Yeh Kaafi Nahin Ke Meri Duaaon Mein Tum Ho!

Saturday, 20 July 2013

Bibi aap Bohat Bahadur

Police:
Bibi aap Bohat Bahadur Hen Daaku Ko Bohat Mara aap Ne
Lady:
Mujhe Kya Pta ke Wo Bechara Daaku tha,
Me to Samjhi k Mera Shohar Deir Se Ghar aaya hai.

Shak ki Inteha

Shak ki Inteha
Shohar:
Darling I will love you for the next 1000 years
Biwi:
Uss k baad kon si maa k pass janey ka irada hai

Wife Gana gaa rahi thi

Wife Gana gaa rahi thi
Husband:
Jab tum Gati ho to Lagta he Indra Gandhi ga rahi ho
Wife:
Lekin Usay to Gana hi nahi aata tha
Husband:
Te Anni diye tenu kera aanda Ay

Wife:" Baju-Wali Har Saal Apne

Wife:" Baju-Wali Har Saal Apne
PATI
Ke Saath
10 Din Bahar Ghumne Jaati Hai
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Aap Kabhi Leke Gaye ???
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Husband:" Maine To 4-5 Baar
Poocha Par
Wo Nahi Maani...

Sahib-e-Aqal Ho

Sahib-e-Aqal Ho, Ek Mashwara Mukhisana Chahiye;
Zindage Se Tang Hoon, Khud-Kushi Karon Ya Ishq!

friendship

Most of the things we desire in life are expensive;
But the truth is that the things that really satisfy us are absolutely free;
Love, Joy, Laughter and Friends.

yaadie

Bichri Hui Raahon Se Jo Guzrey Hum Kabhi;
Har Gham Par Khoyi Hui Ik Yaad Mil Gayi!

izhaar

Yaado Ke Zakhm Bade Ajeeb Hote Hain;
Apne Pyar Ke Sath Bitaye Lamhe Azeez Hote Hain;
Sada Yaade Taaza Rehti Hai Unki ;
Jo Ankhon Ke Nahi Dil Ke Kareeb Hote Hain!

bewafai

Aisa Kya Likhoon Ke Tere Dil Ko Taskeen Pahunchay;
Kya Yeh Kaafi Nahin Ke Meri Duaaon Mein Tum Ho!

Thursday, 18 July 2013

Husband to Hotel Manager

Husband to Hotel Manager: “Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai”Manager: “What can I do?Husband”Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai.”

Husband & wife talak ke baad.

Husband & wife talak ke baad.

Husband: Bachche mere hain.

Lady: Wah ji wah! Bartan mera, dudh mera, thoda sa khatta kya dal diya pura dahi tera!

Wednesday, 17 July 2013

Tark-E-Takaluf Par Bhi Hogi

Tark-E-Takaluf Par Bhi Hogi Unko Nadamat Humse Zyada;
Kisne Ki Hai Kaun Karega Unse Mohabbat Humse Zyada!

Paani Se Pyaas Na Bujhi;

Paani Se Pyaas Na Bujhi;
Toh Maikhane Ki Taraf Chal Nikla;
Socha Shikayat Karun Teri Khudha Se;
Par Khudha Bhi Tera Ashiq Nikla!

Woh Bewafa Hai To Kya Hua

Woh Bewafa Hai To Kya Hua Mat Bura Kaho Usko;
Tum Mujhsey Set Ho Jaao Daffaa Karo Usko!

Janazaa Rok Kar Mera

Janazaa Rok Kar Mera Wo Is Andaaz Se Boley;
Gali Humne Kahi Thi Tum To Duniya Hi Chorey Jaatey Ho!

Dil Mein Ab Yun Tere Bhoole Hue Gham Aate Hain

Dil Mein Ab Yun Tere Bhoole Hue Gham Aate Hain;
Jaise Bichde Hue Kaabey Mein Sanam Aate Hain;
Ik-Ik Kar Ke Hue Jaate Hain Diye Taarey Roshan;
Meri Manzil Ki Taraf Jab Tere Kadam Aate Hain!

Monday, 15 July 2013

broken heart


broken heart


broken heart


Samjha Na Koi Dil Ki Baat Ko,

Samjha Na Koi Dil Ki Baat Ko,
Dard Duniya Ne Bina Soche Hi De Diya,
Jo Sah Gaye Har Dard Ko Hum Chupke Se,
To Humko Hi Patthar-Dil Kah Diya…

Zindagi Guzar Rahi Hai Uss Ke Khayalon Mein

Zindagi Guzar Rahi Hai Uss Ke Khayalon Mein
Ajeeb Si Ik Laali Thi Uss Haseen Ke Gaalon Mein
Socha Tha Bhool Jayenge Uss Bewafa Ko Hum Lekin
Eik Bhi Yaad Na Mit Saki Dekho Itne Saalon Mein!!

Kuch Is Tarah Se Dekha Ke

Kuch Is Tarah Se Dekha Ke.
Usne Mujhe Kuch Is Tarah Se Dekha Ke Me Use
Mohobbat Karne Pe Majboor Ho Gaya,
Uske Ek Ishare Pe Duniya Tabha Karne Pe Majboor Ho Gaya,
Uske Is Nazariye Ko Me Pyaar Samajh Betha,
Isiliye Aaj Use Bewafa Kehne Pe Majboor Ho Gaya.

Kitaabon mein kehte hai phool todna mana hai

Kitaabon mein kehte hai phool todna mana hai
Baagon mein kehte hai phool todna mana hai
Phoolon se keemti cheez hai dil
Koi nahi kehta dil todna mana hai..!

Q Mashoom Zindgi Uske Liye

Q Mashoom Zindgi Uske Liye Barbad Karta Hai.
Jo Tere Maatam Pe Bhi Samil Nahi Hoga.

Jise Tu Jeete Ji Nahi Paa Sakaa.
Wo Marne Ke Bad Tujhe Haasil Kya Hoga.

Aag Dil Me Lagi Jab Wo Khafa Hue

Aag Dil Me Lagi Jab Wo Khafa Hue
Mehsoos Hua Tab, Jab Wo Juda Hue
Kar K Wafa Kuch De Na Sake Wo
Per Bahut Kuch De Gaye Jab Wo Bewafa Hue.

Dil To Tod Hi Diya Hai,

Dil To Tod Hi Diya Hai,
Ab Jala Do Aashiyana Mera.
Taki Hum Jalkar Khaak Ho Jaye
Na Dekh Sake Gairon Ke Sang Muskurana Tera.

Friday, 12 July 2013

Har Dua Gar Kabool Ho Jaaye

Har Dua Gar Kabool Ho Jaaye;
Aadmi Be-Usool Ho Jaaye;
Vo To Ranj-O-Gham Raahaton Mein Shaamil Hain;
Varnaa Insaan Malool Ho Jaaye!

Ik Tabasum Honthon Par Raksa Hai

Ik Tabasum Honthon Par Raksa Hai;
Koshish Hai Zamaane Se Gam Chhupaane Ki;
Aur Mere Ahbaab Samajte Hai Ki;
Mujhe Aadat Hai Muskuaarane Ki!

Mere Kuch Dost Mujhe Yoon Bhi Sataane Aaye

Mere Kuch Dost Mujhe Yoon Bhi Sataane Aaye;
Khud Mujhe Mera Hi Afsaana Sunaane Aaye;
Din Ke Dhalte Hue Lamhon Ki Kiran Wo Lekar;
Mere Tareek-E-Muqaddar Ko Jagaane Aaye!

Uske Hoonton Par Mera Naam Jab Aaya Hoga

Uske Hoonton Par Mera Naam Jab Aaya Hoga;
Khud Ko Rusvaayi Se Phir Kaise Bachaaya Hoga;
Sun Ke Auron Se Fasaanaa Meri Barbaadi Ka;
Kya Usko Apna Sitam Yaad Na Aaya Hoga!

Kabhi Tujhko Chandni Raaton Mein

Kabhi Tujhko Chandni Raaton Mein;
Yaad Aayein Jo Hum Barsaaton Mein;
Nafrat Hi Se Lena Naam Mera;
Jo Zikar Mera Ho Baaton Mein!

Har Baat Ka Koi Jawab Nahi Hota

Har Baat Ka Koi Jawab Nahi Hota;
Har Ishq Ka Naam Kharab Nahi Hota;
Yuh To Jhoom Lete Hain Nashe Mein Pene Wale;
Magar Har Nashe Ka Naam Sharab Nahi Hota!

Wo Barse Na Barse Sawan Hi To Hai

Wo Barse Na Barse Sawan Hi To Hai;
Jane Kab Sukh Jaye Gulshan Hi To Hai;
Mere Dil me Rehne Ki Aadat Na Dalo yaro;
Jane Kab Ruk Jaye Dhadkan Hi To Hai!

Mohabbat Naam Hai Jiska

Mohabbat Naam Hai Jiska, Wo Aesi Qaid Hai Yaaro;
Ki Ummrein Beet Jaati Hain, Sazza Puri Nahin Hoti!

Khamosh Chehre Par Hazaaron Pehre Hote Hai

Khamosh Chehre Par Hazaaron Pehre Hote Hai;
Hasti Aankhon Mein Bhi Zakham Gehre Hote Hain;
Jinse Aksar Rooth Jaate Hai Hum;
Asal Mein Unse Hi Rishte Gehre Hote Hain!

Kab Tak Aakhir Jalenge Khud Hi Is Aag Mein

Kab Tak Aakhir Jalenge Khud Hi Is Aag Mein;
Dost Ab Andaz-E-Jauhar Badalna Chahiye;
Katl Hone Se Koi Darta Nahi Hai Is Shehar Main;
Par Shart Ye Ki Har Dafa Khanjar Badalna Chahiye!